Im Back Baby!!!!!

Im living in a crappy hotel and my friend Mark is paying most of it for me and Im at Marks house on his computer sooo maybe, I wont discontinue my awesome epic blog!

I know how useful it is to everyone and I just cant bear the fact ive put so much work into this then, just because my house was burnt, i gave up, just like that!

So, im back by popular demand!! :D


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Dave Homer Shotia

Dave's Uncharted 3 MP Tips is now Discontinued.

Im so Sorry to all my Fans and friends, But my "Uncharted 3 Multiplayer Tips" Is now closed, I am.. So sorry :( But these things happen.. No.. No Please don't cry its okay! You can still read all the awesome News and Tips of Uncharted 3 Multiplayer but i wont be posting any more.. I am SO Sorry to ALL my 67489 Fans and Friends, This is due to my HOUSE BURNING DOWN I MEAN OH MY GOD THATS SO SO UNCALLED FOR!!!!!!!!!!!! So thats why i WON'T be able to post anything else, BECAUSE I LOST MY DAMN COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!!!  P.S. I used my friend computer to post this...

Uncharted 3 Tips #3: Headshots Vs Dickshots

All the pros these days just shoot at your head, well what about dickshots? What about them you say? God, who was your teacher!?

Why does everyone shoot the head when dickshots are twice as strong as headshots?
What? Thats a load of crap? Well I'll tell you whats a load of crap ***** *** *** ******!!!!!

Its easy to aim for a dickshot and your opponent is down within mere split-seconds.

Here is a list of every Uncharted 3 weapon and how much shots it takes to kill them using only headshots:

AK: 5


G-mal: 2 or 3


Dragon Sniper: 1


M9: 5


KAL: 7

FAL-SS: 2


Para: 4


Arm Micro: 7


Raficca Pistol: 2 or 


Tau Sniper: 2

Here is a list of every Uncharted 3 weapon and how much shots it takes to kill them using only dickshots:

AK: 3

G-mal: 1

Dragon Sniper: 1

M9: 3

KAL: 5

FAL-SS: 1

Para: 2

Arm Micro: 4

Raficca Pistol: 1

Tau Sniper: 1

Look at the amazing differance!
Its pretty much double damage!
If the opponent takes awhile to die even when using dickshots well thats just lag, its best to shoot more then the amount if times it takes to kill someone with dickshots just in case you didn't aim properly.

So which shall it be?

Headshots

or

Dickshots?

And remember I test all of these with my smart trustworthy friends, 2 of them are unpopular game developers and 1 of them used to be a scientist.

Happy New Year Uncharted Fans!

Out with the old year and in with the new year.
Uncharted 3 Multiplayer has a new way of celebrating the new year:
Plaing backwards for the new year day!
You kill your team mates and don't kill your enemies and every one needs to wear any Chloe Frazer  or Talbot costumes, its quite fun seeing everyone into the spirit!!
There is also a secret prize for participating: having an extra mod for one of your guns without the booster PLUS $20,000 in-game money!!
I've already got them!! :D
Can't wait to see you all celebrating the new year on Uncharted 3!

By the way, I can type but its hard and takes long with my broken arm.

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Dave (Shoot)

Welcome Uncharted Fans!

Hey all, this is Dave Homer Shotia (a.k.a Shoot) speaking giving you the latest in Uncharted 3 Multiplayer news!
First of all I'd like to thank my buddies Frank for designing the blog and Mark for correcting my spelling and grammar mistakes.
I love Uncharted more then the #1 Uncharted fan (Which is me, DUH) I play it everyday for 8 hours MINIMUM! The longest I've played Uncharted 3 for was 42 hours STRAIGHT! Thats right hardcore Uncharted fan!!
 I will as often as I can (When I'm not playing Uncharted or eating Uncharted Chips) update this blog with all the latest tips and tricks for being the best Uncharted 3 Multiplayer player EVER!! So keep coming back to check out all the latest stuff!