Uncharted 3 Tips #3: Headshots Vs Dickshots

All the pros these days just shoot at your head, well what about dickshots? What about them you say? God, who was your teacher!?

Why does everyone shoot the head when dickshots are twice as strong as headshots?
What? Thats a load of crap? Well I'll tell you whats a load of crap ***** *** *** ******!!!!!

Its easy to aim for a dickshot and your opponent is down within mere split-seconds.

Here is a list of every Uncharted 3 weapon and how much shots it takes to kill them using only headshots:

AK: 5


G-mal: 2 or 3


Dragon Sniper: 1


M9: 5


KAL: 7

FAL-SS: 2


Para: 4


Arm Micro: 7


Raficca Pistol: 2 or 


Tau Sniper: 2

Here is a list of every Uncharted 3 weapon and how much shots it takes to kill them using only dickshots:

AK: 3

G-mal: 1

Dragon Sniper: 1

M9: 3

KAL: 5

FAL-SS: 1

Para: 2

Arm Micro: 4

Raficca Pistol: 1

Tau Sniper: 1

Look at the amazing differance!
Its pretty much double damage!
If the opponent takes awhile to die even when using dickshots well thats just lag, its best to shoot more then the amount if times it takes to kill someone with dickshots just in case you didn't aim properly.

So which shall it be?

Headshots

or

Dickshots?

And remember I test all of these with my smart trustworthy friends, 2 of them are unpopular game developers and 1 of them used to be a scientist.

Uncharted 3 Tips #2: Secret Costume Effects

All characters and costumes are for looks only and have no effect.

FALSE!!

Certain skins and accessories have many different secret effects!

Its true!! Ive tested with my friend Frank and a PSN friend for weeks and it is true!
Skins and Accessories you can put on your characters have their own secret special effects!!

Skeletons are really hard to shoot because Skeletons have gaps between their bones which means
you have to shoot them on the bones or then the bullets will just go through them!!!

Most helmets, masks and head wraps (ex ISA Helmet, Talbots long nose mask and Katherines Head Wrap) make you invulnerable to headshots.

Sully's Champions Ring makes you do a quarter more damage!
And Sully's Beast Bling makes your punches do double damage and faster healing!

Most glasses or goggles make you immune to the Medal Kickback: Disruption.

The custom villains Dust Storm Face Scarf makes it much easier to see in the Dessert Village storm.
The custom villains Skull Face Scarf makes it easier to stealth kill people.
The custom villains Gas Mask & Ghillie Gas Mask makes you immune to the Medal Kickback Cursed Idle.
The custom villains Heavy Bandolier & Bandolier Open gives you slightly more ammo in the weapons you start with.
The custom villains Merc Armour increases your max health slightly.
The custom villains Headphones lets you hear people jumping, climbing, bullet shots etc better.

The Light Boots in both custom hero and villain makes your jumps go further.
The Combat Gloves in both custom hero and villain make your punchers slightly more faster and stronger and increases pull down radius by %10.
The Combat Boots in both custom hero and villain increases kick off radius by %10.

The custom heroes Ammo Vest gives you slightly more ammo in the weapons you start with.
The custom heroes Combat Pants and Combat Leather Pants makes you receive half damage from all punches.

All Doughnuts (like Doughnut Drake, Lazarevic and Talbot) increases health by %20.

These are all of the Skins and Accessories I've tested so far, hope this is of use to players.

Uncharted 3 Tips #1: Fleet Foot

Using Fleet Foot is one of the best ways to avoid enemy fire while shooting at the enemy. Right?
Well that's complete bullsh*t!!
There is no point in using fleet foot because why??
Bullets LOCK ONTO YOU! Yes it is true!
I've been testing this for a week with 2 of my PSN friends if gunfire locks on and IT DOES!! I've slowed down cinemas and watched the tracking motion of the bullets of the guns and theres NO WAY I'm wrong.
I've even email Naught Dog about it they said yes:

'Hello Dave,
The weapons in Uncharted 2 and 3 Multiplayer do track players by %34 which is enough to track players whether they have fleet foot or not. The engine of the two games are very well built and make the player tracking on guns almost unnoticeable.
We hope this answers your question.

Sincerely
The Staff at Naughty Dog'

My whole Uncharted life I thought fleet foot works, well I am dissapointed, there are alternatives though:
Dragon Snipers.
Dragon Snipers are great versatile weapons that are strong and reliable. One shot at the head and your gone or two shots at the body and your outa here which means you don't waste time being shot at!
But not T-Bolt Snipers!
T-Bolt Snipers has lots of flaws in its aiming, its not lag its the goddamn gun. They are hard to work with and slow, your enemy would have killed you before you'd get to aim at them.
It makes as much sense as anything.