I found an epic invisibility glitch on Uncharted 3!!
Heres what rules apply when you are invisible:
People can see your name unless you have the booster Cloaked equipped.
Enemies can shoot and punch you if they somehow know where you are.
You can shoot and punch people.
You will temporary or completely go back visible if you:
Taunt
Have the riot shield equipped (You can have it on your back but not hold it in front of you)
Roll
You can still climb, run and shoot people while invisible.
Now how to do it:
Get a riot shield then go in cover and aim at the same time.
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1/09/2012
Uncharted 3 Tips #3: Headshots Vs Dickshots
All the pros these days just shoot at your head, well what about dickshots? What about them you say? God, who was your teacher!?
Why does everyone shoot the head when dickshots are twice as strong as headshots?
What? Thats a load of crap? Well I'll tell you whats a load of crap ***** *** *** ******!!!!!
Its easy to aim for a dickshot and your opponent is down within mere split-seconds.
Here is a list of every Uncharted 3 weapon and how much shots it takes to kill them using only headshots:
AK: 5
G-mal: 2 or 3
Dragon Sniper: 1
M9: 5
KAL: 7
FAL-SS: 2
Para: 4
Arm Micro: 7
Raficca Pistol: 2 or
Tau Sniper: 2
Here is a list of every Uncharted 3 weapon and how much shots it takes to kill them using only dickshots:
AK: 3
G-mal: 1
Dragon Sniper: 1
M9: 3
KAL: 5
FAL-SS: 1
Para: 2
Arm Micro: 4
Raficca Pistol: 1
Tau Sniper: 1
Look at the amazing differance!
Its pretty much double damage!
If the opponent takes awhile to die even when using dickshots well thats just lag, its best to shoot more then the amount if times it takes to kill someone with dickshots just in case you didn't aim properly.
And remember I test all of these with my smart trustworthy friends, 2 of them are unpopular game developers and 1 of them used to be a scientist.
Why does everyone shoot the head when dickshots are twice as strong as headshots?
What? Thats a load of crap? Well I'll tell you whats a load of crap ***** *** *** ******!!!!!
Its easy to aim for a dickshot and your opponent is down within mere split-seconds.
Here is a list of every Uncharted 3 weapon and how much shots it takes to kill them using only headshots:
AK: 5
G-mal: 2 or 3
Dragon Sniper: 1
M9: 5
KAL: 7
FAL-SS: 2
Para: 4
Arm Micro: 7
Raficca Pistol: 2 or
Tau Sniper: 2
Here is a list of every Uncharted 3 weapon and how much shots it takes to kill them using only dickshots:
AK: 3
G-mal: 1
Dragon Sniper: 1
M9: 3
KAL: 5
FAL-SS: 1
Para: 2
Arm Micro: 4
Raficca Pistol: 1
Tau Sniper: 1
Look at the amazing differance!
Its pretty much double damage!
If the opponent takes awhile to die even when using dickshots well thats just lag, its best to shoot more then the amount if times it takes to kill someone with dickshots just in case you didn't aim properly.
So which shall it be?
Headshots
or
Dickshots?
1/08/2012
Uncharted 3 Tips #2: Secret Costume Effects
All characters and costumes are for looks only and have no effect.
FALSE!!
Certain skins and accessories have many different secret effects!
Its true!! Ive tested with my friend Frank and a PSN friend for weeks and it is true!
Skins and Accessories you can put on your characters have their own secret special effects!!
Skeletons are really hard to shoot because Skeletons have gaps between their bones which means
you have to shoot them on the bones or then the bullets will just go through them!!!
Most helmets, masks and head wraps (ex ISA Helmet, Talbots long nose mask and Katherines Head Wrap) make you invulnerable to headshots.
Sully's Champions Ring makes you do a quarter more damage!
And Sully's Beast Bling makes your punches do double damage and faster healing!
Most glasses or goggles make you immune to the Medal Kickback: Disruption.
The custom villains Dust Storm Face Scarf makes it much easier to see in the Dessert Village storm.
The custom villains Skull Face Scarf makes it easier to stealth kill people.
The custom villains Gas Mask & Ghillie Gas Mask makes you immune to the Medal Kickback Cursed Idle.
The custom villains Heavy Bandolier & Bandolier Open gives you slightly more ammo in the weapons you start with.
The custom villains Merc Armour increases your max health slightly.
The custom villains Headphones lets you hear people jumping, climbing, bullet shots etc better.
The Light Boots in both custom hero and villain makes your jumps go further.
The Combat Gloves in both custom hero and villain make your punchers slightly more faster and stronger and increases pull down radius by %10.
The Combat Boots in both custom hero and villain increases kick off radius by %10.
The custom heroes Ammo Vest gives you slightly more ammo in the weapons you start with.
The custom heroes Combat Pants and Combat Leather Pants makes you receive half damage from all punches.
All Doughnuts (like Doughnut Drake, Lazarevic and Talbot) increases health by %20.
These are all of the Skins and Accessories I've tested so far, hope this is of use to players.
FALSE!!
Certain skins and accessories have many different secret effects!
Its true!! Ive tested with my friend Frank and a PSN friend for weeks and it is true!
Skins and Accessories you can put on your characters have their own secret special effects!!
Skeletons are really hard to shoot because Skeletons have gaps between their bones which means
you have to shoot them on the bones or then the bullets will just go through them!!!
Most helmets, masks and head wraps (ex ISA Helmet, Talbots long nose mask and Katherines Head Wrap) make you invulnerable to headshots.
Sully's Champions Ring makes you do a quarter more damage!
And Sully's Beast Bling makes your punches do double damage and faster healing!
Most glasses or goggles make you immune to the Medal Kickback: Disruption.
The custom villains Dust Storm Face Scarf makes it much easier to see in the Dessert Village storm.
The custom villains Skull Face Scarf makes it easier to stealth kill people.
The custom villains Gas Mask & Ghillie Gas Mask makes you immune to the Medal Kickback Cursed Idle.
The custom villains Heavy Bandolier & Bandolier Open gives you slightly more ammo in the weapons you start with.
The custom villains Merc Armour increases your max health slightly.
The custom villains Headphones lets you hear people jumping, climbing, bullet shots etc better.
The Light Boots in both custom hero and villain makes your jumps go further.
The Combat Gloves in both custom hero and villain make your punchers slightly more faster and stronger and increases pull down radius by %10.
The Combat Boots in both custom hero and villain increases kick off radius by %10.
The custom heroes Ammo Vest gives you slightly more ammo in the weapons you start with.
The custom heroes Combat Pants and Combat Leather Pants makes you receive half damage from all punches.
All Doughnuts (like Doughnut Drake, Lazarevic and Talbot) increases health by %20.
These are all of the Skins and Accessories I've tested so far, hope this is of use to players.
1/07/2012
Uncharted 3 Multiplayer Buddy System Appreciation Statues - Have you seen one?
One the new update of Uncharted 3 Multiplayer they have added some mysterious secret Buddy System Appreciation Statues around maps that only pop-up IF YOUR LUCKY! If you see one you know your special!
They are usually London Drake or Talbot doing the buddy high-five pose, there is no use in shooting them because they're a STATUE not a player! I've seen so many idiotic noobs shooting at the damn statues! They've been killed so many times because they keep going back to the statue and shooting it!!
CAN YOU GET ANY DUMBER?? Not with noobs, they don't have a limit for their STUPIDNESS!!
So don't be a dummy, appreciate the statues not shoot them!!
They are usually London Drake or Talbot doing the buddy high-five pose, there is no use in shooting them because they're a STATUE not a player! I've seen so many idiotic noobs shooting at the damn statues! They've been killed so many times because they keep going back to the statue and shooting it!!
CAN YOU GET ANY DUMBER?? Not with noobs, they don't have a limit for their STUPIDNESS!!
So don't be a dummy, appreciate the statues not shoot them!!
~PICTURES COMING SOON~
1/05/2012
Do Your Best This Year With the Right Things in Your Loadout
Loadouts:
Its very important to have the right things in your loadouts or you won't do your very best when playing Uncharted 3 so I'm highly recommending you the BEST options for your loadouts!!!
For the long gun: Dragon Sniper OR KAL-7
WHY? Because like I said in my Fleet Foot post Dragon Snipers are quick deadly weapons! KAL-7s are also fast and deadly, they are extremely more powerful when aiming.
For the short gun: Raficca pistol.
WHY? Because instead of firing one puny bullet at a time, it fires THREE! Which means its a lot quicker to take down your enemies instead of almost or always getting killed when your puny gun fires one bullet at a time, its ridiculous seeing people still using they're stupid little Para's or Tau's or Arm Micro's! Ha!
(Except for Chloes Tau)
Booster slot 1: none Booster slot 2: none
WHY? Its good to have no boosters because it shows your a really good player and that you don't need silly old boosters to take down your enemies!
Kickback: RPG!!!
WHY? Nothings better then an RPG of course!!!
And most importantly! NO MODS! Mods show your not happy with your classic original weapon and need to add black market mods!! Its like your telling Naughty Dog to remove Chloe from the Uncharted gang!!
Its not Uncharted without Chloe no matter what!!!!
Its very important to have the right things in your loadouts or you won't do your very best when playing Uncharted 3 so I'm highly recommending you the BEST options for your loadouts!!!
For the long gun: Dragon Sniper OR KAL-7
WHY? Because like I said in my Fleet Foot post Dragon Snipers are quick deadly weapons! KAL-7s are also fast and deadly, they are extremely more powerful when aiming.
For the short gun: Raficca pistol.
WHY? Because instead of firing one puny bullet at a time, it fires THREE! Which means its a lot quicker to take down your enemies instead of almost or always getting killed when your puny gun fires one bullet at a time, its ridiculous seeing people still using they're stupid little Para's or Tau's or Arm Micro's! Ha!
(Except for Chloes Tau)
Booster slot 1: none Booster slot 2: none
WHY? Its good to have no boosters because it shows your a really good player and that you don't need silly old boosters to take down your enemies!
Kickback: RPG!!!
WHY? Nothings better then an RPG of course!!!
And most importantly! NO MODS! Mods show your not happy with your classic original weapon and need to add black market mods!! Its like your telling Naughty Dog to remove Chloe from the Uncharted gang!!
Its not Uncharted without Chloe no matter what!!!!
12/31/2011
Happy New Year Uncharted Fans!
Out with the old year and in with the new year.
Uncharted 3 Multiplayer has a new way of celebrating the new year:
Plaing backwards for the new year day!
You kill your team mates and don't kill your enemies and every one needs to wear any Chloe Frazer or Talbot costumes, its quite fun seeing everyone into the spirit!!
There is also a secret prize for participating: having an extra mod for one of your guns without the booster PLUS $20,000 in-game money!!
I've already got them!! :D
Can't wait to see you all celebrating the new year on Uncharted 3!
By the way, I can type but its hard and takes long with my broken arm.
-
Dave (Shoot)
Uncharted 3 Multiplayer has a new way of celebrating the new year:
Plaing backwards for the new year day!
You kill your team mates and don't kill your enemies and every one needs to wear any Chloe Frazer or Talbot costumes, its quite fun seeing everyone into the spirit!!
There is also a secret prize for participating: having an extra mod for one of your guns without the booster PLUS $20,000 in-game money!!
I've already got them!! :D
Can't wait to see you all celebrating the new year on Uncharted 3!
By the way, I can type but its hard and takes long with my broken arm.
-
Dave (Shoot)
12/30/2011
Uncharted 3 Tips #1: Fleet Foot
Using Fleet Foot is one of the best ways to avoid enemy fire while shooting at the enemy. Right?
Well that's complete bullsh*t!!
There is no point in using fleet foot because why??
Bullets LOCK ONTO YOU! Yes it is true!
I've been testing this for a week with 2 of my PSN friends if gunfire locks on and IT DOES!! I've slowed down cinemas and watched the tracking motion of the bullets of the guns and theres NO WAY I'm wrong.
I've even email Naught Dog about it they said yes:
'Hello Dave,
The weapons in Uncharted 2 and 3 Multiplayer do track players by %34 which is enough to track players whether they have fleet foot or not. The engine of the two games are very well built and make the player tracking on guns almost unnoticeable.
We hope this answers your question.
Sincerely
The Staff at Naughty Dog'
My whole Uncharted life I thought fleet foot works, well I am dissapointed, there are alternatives though:
Dragon Snipers.
Dragon Snipers are great versatile weapons that are strong and reliable. One shot at the head and your gone or two shots at the body and your outa here which means you don't waste time being shot at!
But not T-Bolt Snipers!
T-Bolt Snipers has lots of flaws in its aiming, its not lag its the goddamn gun. They are hard to work with and slow, your enemy would have killed you before you'd get to aim at them.
It makes as much sense as anything.
Well that's complete bullsh*t!!
There is no point in using fleet foot because why??
Bullets LOCK ONTO YOU! Yes it is true!
I've been testing this for a week with 2 of my PSN friends if gunfire locks on and IT DOES!! I've slowed down cinemas and watched the tracking motion of the bullets of the guns and theres NO WAY I'm wrong.
I've even email Naught Dog about it they said yes:
'Hello Dave,
The weapons in Uncharted 2 and 3 Multiplayer do track players by %34 which is enough to track players whether they have fleet foot or not. The engine of the two games are very well built and make the player tracking on guns almost unnoticeable.
We hope this answers your question.
Sincerely
The Staff at Naughty Dog'
My whole Uncharted life I thought fleet foot works, well I am dissapointed, there are alternatives though:
Dragon Snipers.
Dragon Snipers are great versatile weapons that are strong and reliable. One shot at the head and your gone or two shots at the body and your outa here which means you don't waste time being shot at!
But not T-Bolt Snipers!
T-Bolt Snipers has lots of flaws in its aiming, its not lag its the goddamn gun. They are hard to work with and slow, your enemy would have killed you before you'd get to aim at them.
It makes as much sense as anything.
12/29/2011
Trouble In Las Vegas
Further construction on my blog has been paused for a while, I was at the hospital in Las Vegas.
5 hours after arriving in Las Vegas I was beat up by 4 tough dudes outside a casino, they beat me with their bare hands and a bat. I have a broken leg and arm and several cuts and bruises so I can't post anything for a while.
Sorry for the delay my fans :(
5 hours after arriving in Las Vegas I was beat up by 4 tough dudes outside a casino, they beat me with their bare hands and a bat. I have a broken leg and arm and several cuts and bruises so I can't post anything for a while.
Sorry for the delay my fans :(
12/28/2011
Welcome Uncharted Fans!
Hey all, this is Dave Homer Shotia (a.k.a Shoot) speaking giving you the latest in Uncharted 3 Multiplayer news!
First of all I'd like to thank my buddies Frank for designing the blog and Mark for correcting my spelling and grammar mistakes.
I love Uncharted more then the #1 Uncharted fan (Which is me, DUH) I play it everyday for 8 hours MINIMUM! The longest I've played Uncharted 3 for was 42 hours STRAIGHT! Thats right hardcore Uncharted fan!!
I will as often as I can (When I'm not playing Uncharted or eating Uncharted Chips) update this blog with all the latest tips and tricks for being the best Uncharted 3 Multiplayer player EVER!! So keep coming back to check out all the latest stuff!
First of all I'd like to thank my buddies Frank for designing the blog and Mark for correcting my spelling and grammar mistakes.
I love Uncharted more then the #1 Uncharted fan (Which is me, DUH) I play it everyday for 8 hours MINIMUM! The longest I've played Uncharted 3 for was 42 hours STRAIGHT! Thats right hardcore Uncharted fan!!
I will as often as I can (When I'm not playing Uncharted or eating Uncharted Chips) update this blog with all the latest tips and tricks for being the best Uncharted 3 Multiplayer player EVER!! So keep coming back to check out all the latest stuff!
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